Tavos And Grace On Valentine’s Day
This was originally posted on The Romance Studio.
Are you wondering how Tavos and Grace are spending Valentine’s Day? There is no need to guess. I figured I’d ask them.
Kimber: Valentine’s Day is coming up. Do you have any special plans?
Tavos: Valen-f***in’-tine’s Day? What kind of piece of s*** holiday is that?
Grace (wiggles in her chair): Ohhhh, I love Valentine’s Day.
Tavos (gives her THE look): F***. You do?
Grace (sighs dreamily): I’ve never had a boyfriend for Valentine’s Day.
Tavos: F***. I’m not your f***in’ boyfriend and I’m not celebrating Valen-f***in’-tine’s Day. I’m a f***in’ killer, not some teenage f***in’ Romeo.
Grace (touches the cuff of his shirt): You don’t have to give me much, flowers, maybe chocolates.
Tavos: I’m not your f***in’ boyfriend and I’m not giving you f***in’ flowers.
Grace: And chocolates. (Pats his arm) Don’t forget the chocolates.
Tavos: F***. Next you’ll be wanting a f***in’ amethyst bracelet.
Grace (tilts her head): Wellllll…
Tavos: F***, this is impossible. I’m f***in’ leaving. (He storms out)
Grace (leans over and whispers): I think I’m getting an amethyst bracelet for Valentine’s Day.
Tavos (reappears in the doorway, a scowl on his scarred face): Grace, are you f***in’ coming or what?
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