Waiting For Transformers 2

Posted on May 25th, 2009 in Men In Suits by kimber

Megan Fox Shia LaBeouf Eagle Eye

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THIS is how a man should dress
while on a date with a beautiful woman.

Clean cut says expect a good night kiss
(no scruffy 5 o’clock shadow
to rub the skin off your chin
when you kiss).
Simple black suit, black tie says I’m not even going to try to compete
with your beauty.
Crisp white shirt says I care enough to buy a new shirt.

Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox look great together.
Can’t wait for Transformers 2.

Photo taken by tommy.chang
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May Flowers Part 3 Of 4

Posted on May 20th, 2009 in Short Stories by kimber

“Ready.” May returned, dressed all in black, trowel in her tool belt, and flashlight in hand.

Dan chuckled. May was the most enthusiastic gardener he knew. “Why don’t we just ask, Double-Oh-Sexy? I’m sure Henderson’ll give them to us.”

“And if he doesn’t?” She pulled on her gardening gloves. “No. Better we take them.”

“No we.” He plucked her off the wire mesh back fence. “Me. I’m doing this solo.” That he was doing this at all announced how far gone he was. He sighed. The woman was captivating. He stuck the hand trowel in the waistband of his pants. “I’ll need that too.” He took her flashlight.

“You don’t know what you’re looking for,” she protested.

“I do.” He’d spent the last two hours looking at tulips. He could spot one from space. “Wait here.”

“But…”

She looked so cute and flustered, he kissed her. Her mouth tasted like wine-soaked chocolate cake so he kissed her again.  “For luck.” He grinned as he scaled the fence.

Fifteen minutes later, he was back, heart racing, adrenaline pumping. “Damn, Henderson can move.” For an elderly man, he was fast.

“Are you okay?” He got patted all over, and by all over, he meant ALL over. A certain part of his body found that even more exciting than the tulip retrieval.

“The man had a shovel.” And he used it. Dan narrowly escaped being beamed in the head.

“Told you he wouldn’t give them up without a fight,” said smugly, the patting done.

More likely Henderson thought he was after his new riding mower. “But he did give them up.” Dan pulled the bulbs out of his shirt, more dirt sprinkling down his pants legs into his socks.

“Oh, Dan.” And then he was being kissed as enthusiastically as May did everything else.

It was minutes before she released him. His lips hummed and his spirit soared. A passionate girl, his May. “Whatcha know about that.” He grinned. “Crime really does pay.”

Jeremy Piven And Idris Elba

Posted on May 18th, 2009 in Men In Suits by kimber

RocknRolla Jeremy Piven Idris Elba

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I was trying to get a photo of Idris Elba solo
(didn’t he wear some yummy suits in Obsessed?)
but couldn’t find one.
Here he is with the cast of RocknRolla
(including Jeremy Piven hamming it up at the mic).

Notice how this big, big guy (Idris)
is wearing a three piece.
Yep, not just for the skinnies like Justin Timberlake.

He is also doing the gray shiny suit
the way it SHOULD be done.
Absolutely wonderful to see.
The square pocket square?
Hip and modern.

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May Flowers Part 2 Of 4

Posted on May 13th, 2009 in Short Stories by kimber

“THAT is a dandelion,” May glowered at him in disgust.

“Oh, sorry.” He wasn’t, not really. Dan knew it wasn’t a tulip bulb. He simply hadn’t seen his tempestuous neighbor in a while. “Better to be safe than sorry, I guess.” He shrugged. “After what happened to the last guy.”

“He was ninety-two years old.” She yanked the weed out of the ground, roots and all.

“All those years of running over defenseless tulip bulbs.” He grinned. “I can see why he had to die.”

“He had a heart condition.” She looked around, dirt covered hands on her hips. “Your back yard is a mess.”

It was. “Yeah, funny thing about that. When I moved in, there were tulip bulb sized holes all over my lawn.”

She had the grace to look sheepish. “Those stupid squirrels.”

“Bet your back yard looks nice.” If she hadn’t fortified it to keep the tulip bulb stealing varmint out.

“It does.” She beamed, dirt smeared on the tip of her freckled nose.

“I wouldn’t mind seeing it.” Maybe she’d be less defensive on her own turf.

“Well…” She looked from him to the yard back to him again.

“Tonight.” No time like the present. “I’ll order us in dinner.” Neither of them cooked. Her, he suspected, because every spare second was spent with her plants. Him because he burned water.

She opened her mouth to refuse.

“There were leaves poking out of Henderson’s lawn.” Not a lie. He spotted them when he wandered over there to admire the elderly man’s new riding lawnmower. “Didn’t look like that.” He nodded at the wilted weed. “But I’d like to compare them to your plants to be certain.”

Her eyes lit up. “Were they broad?”

He tapped down his amusement, putting on his most contemplative expression. “I believe so. When I see your leaves, I’ll know better.” She bit her lip, still undecided. “Has to be soon though. He said something about the first mow being Friday.”

Horror on her sweet face. “Come over around six.”